A BEAST of a man!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020
Get the scalesy mug.A scale in determining the drunkeness of a girl in a bar. 1 is stark raving sober and 10 is Lindsay Lohan.
Its used to determine if a girl in a bar is too drunk to try to pick up.
Its used to determine if a girl in a bar is too drunk to try to pick up.
That chick is a solid three on the Lohan Scale.
No way shes swaying too much and is covering her face when she laughs. Id say shes a good five on the Lohan Scale.
No way shes swaying too much and is covering her face when she laughs. Id say shes a good five on the Lohan Scale.
by Ravage790 August 3, 2010
Get the Lohan Scale mug.Related Words
1. Slam Scale; noun - a mathematical equation used to determine the number of sexual partners based on real-life variables, i.e. years spent single and sexually active. Scale serves to determine true “sluttiness” of a person by basing their overall accrual in real time, also known as single years.
2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.
To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.
3.
sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale
2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.
To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.
3.
sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale
Example:
If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.
If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.
by Dr. Wag October 6, 2012
Get the Slam Scale mug.The process of a male chopping off his testicles, shaves off his pubes, then cums on his victims fourhead, and sticks his pubes and balls to their head.
by Slappity Slap March 8, 2017
Get the McElroy Sacleroy mug.The coolest mf to ever exist in games period, main protagonist in Mafia II/Mafia II: Definitive Edition. If you chose to kill him in Mafia III, you deserve to get fucked up.
by sleepingnamikaze July 4, 2021
Get the Vito Scaletta mug.When you rate a girl based on 3 factors: boobs, butt, face.
each one is worth a point, but if the face is absolutely horrible or the butt is horrible, it can drop your rating more.
if they have sort of average features but the others are great, like an amazing face but nothing else, you can rate them with something like a 1.5, 1.6, etc.
if you've got nothing, the term used for that is "miler"
if the girl could be decent but doesn't try at all you can give them a "potential" score as well as a regular score.
each one is worth a point, but if the face is absolutely horrible or the butt is horrible, it can drop your rating more.
if they have sort of average features but the others are great, like an amazing face but nothing else, you can rate them with something like a 1.5, 1.6, etc.
if you've got nothing, the term used for that is "miler"
if the girl could be decent but doesn't try at all you can give them a "potential" score as well as a regular score.
dude1: that chick is super hot. she's a definite 3 on the 3 scale.
dude2: agreed. but her friend is a miler.
dude1: eh. i guess. she's a potential 1 in my opinion.
dude2: eh i guess. at least the other friend is like a 2.5
dude1: yeah, maybe a potential 3.
dude2: agreed. but her friend is a miler.
dude1: eh. i guess. she's a potential 1 in my opinion.
dude2: eh i guess. at least the other friend is like a 2.5
dude1: yeah, maybe a potential 3.
by unoriginaldouchebag March 17, 2010
Get the 3 scale mug.A simple scale to measure your attraction to a woman.
1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would
2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would
3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't
4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't
1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would
2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would
3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't
4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't
"Damn dude she's bad AF, what would you rate her on the 1-4 scale"
"Yea she's cute, I'd only give her a 3 tho"
"Yea she's cute, I'd only give her a 3 tho"
by Howie440 August 1, 2020
Get the The 1-4 Scale mug.