Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.

Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019

Deceit Sanders

A slimey boi, Thomas' Deceitful side

Has a very nice outfit, we stan.

Deceit Sanders first on-screen moments:

Logan : DECEIT!
Thomas : WHAT? Deceit?
Deceit : Who's she? Never heard of her?
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Deceit : And Virgil, I *adore* the more intense eyeshadow. It totally doesn't make you look like a raccoon.
Virgil : Nice gloves. Did you just finish washing some dishes?
Deceit : Yes...
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Deceit : Well this all went according to plan...
Logan : Surely it didn't!

by your local greek July 30, 2019

Surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

That storm came through like a surging sanders.

by identd April 25, 2016

Burn-y Sanders

1. A burn that is not only intense, but is so incredibly ruthless, that it could literally end Capitalism.

2. You misspelled Bernie, dumbass.

Human 1: “Sweet burn my dude!”
Human 2: “Yeah man, nice Burn-y Sanders”

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer January 29, 2021

Cael Sanderson

One of the best wrestlers of all time. Has a record of 159 wins and 0 losses.

Jesus reincarnated.

Guy A : Did you hear about Cael Sanderson winning Gold at the 84kg weight class?

Guy B: Yeah, I heard he also fought off Romans and wiped out the dinosuars.

by Billy Billster June 21, 2009

Sandersides day

This takes place on December 3rd and what you do is write all the names of the sandersides characters on your arm + your ships

Hey it’s sandersides day!

by ThatFoxAtMidnight :3 November 28, 2019