Saturn Tea

A circular argument based on a point that on paper is correct. However goes against the traditional logic and spirit of the definition.

"Tea can be made by any method so long as the result is a liquid containing a suspension of a solid, therefore Saturn is tea aka Saturn Tea."

by Κρόνος January 26, 2025

Saturn

I don’t know anything about Saturn because we can’t snitch stop talking and ass kissing damn.

I can’t speak on Saturn fam.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown March 29, 2025

Planet Saturn

Ugh, that is actually my favorite planet. - Rian
HAVE YOU SEEN MA GLASSES? - Mercury
Wikipedia: Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second-largest in the Solar System, after Jupiter. It is a gas giant with an average radius about nine times that of Earth.1112 Although it has only one-eighth the average density of Earth, with its larger volume Saturn is just over 95 times more massive.131415 Saturn is named after the Roman god of agriculture; its astronomical symbol (♄) represents the god's sickle.

Planet Saturn is a methane gas planet with rings. Also it has 62 moons.
Jupiter: hey, Saturn want some methane gas?
Saturn: of course why?
Jupiter: Because we are gas giants, get it?

by Rian2000 March 4, 2017

Saturns ring

when you have an asshole piercing and shit gets stuck to it.

justin had to push the saturns ring out after he took a shoot

by explodingbannana July 26, 2025

Saturn

Saturn's are the coolest people ever. But thats only if they like being around you if they don't trust me you'll never experience that sort of coolness. They're very hot. Also may be stuck to that one phase they had when they were kids. Did I mention They're hot. Super self centered people might as well be named sun. But everyone loves Saturn's , if you become friends or even date a saturn keep them most have commitments issues.

Non-binary : who is saturn

Boy: that super hot kid in the back of the class

by Beemooo November 21, 2021

saturn-ity

a community of people who feel very close to or just love space and stars.

oh yeah, i’m part of the saturn-ity.

by ourbestie September 15, 2021

Saturn

Saturn's are the coolest people ever. But thats only if they like being around you if they don't trust me you'll never experience that sort of coolness. They're very hot. Also may be stuck to that one phase they had when they were kids. Did I mention They're hot. Super self centered people might as well be named sun. But everyone loves Saturn's , if you become friends or even date a saturn keep them most have commitments issues.

Non-binary : who is saturn

Boy: that super hot kid in the back of the class

by Beemooo November 21, 2021