Satan

a menace.

hey since i'm satan imma go stick a fiery hot dildo into an innocent virgin.

by dodobird777 April 11, 2009

Satan

The ovrlord of just about anything you can imagine. He will eat your babies and kick your children. So dont FUCK with Satan. Or I will eat your babies.

Satan is my best friend.<3

by Jerkasauris Rex. January 26, 2011

Satan

Santa's alter ego.

"And for Jimmy we have...an eternity in hell!!!" said satan/santa

by garuru0 December 28, 2009

Satan

A evil creature against God and all creation

Emily was wondering why she is being called satan

by alyssa baker July 10, 2010

Satan

The original devil, commonly affiliated with satirical christian humour, taken more lightly then he once was. Indicating a steady decline in the number of chirstians. Satan thought he could be golrious and rise above God. I guess he just couldn't go ss3

Satan: Errrahh RErrrrahhh ERHHHAHAH
God: Look Satan, give it up, your not goku

by Stuevenson October 11, 2004

Satan

1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil

1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!

2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"

by I Don't Matter to You March 4, 2015

Satan

any person or group whose political views differ from your own

"If we don't take back the White House, Satan is gonna take over the country"

by quetzalcoatl20 December 5, 2021