satan 

A mythical being invented by religious extremists to scare uneducated louts into fattening their pockets.

Because he feared a being that did not exist, the Klansman gave money to Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.

satan by jj_frap October 11, 2003

Satan 

Jewish perversion of Pagan deities like Dagda (gaelic), Dionysos (greek), Shiva (hindu) and Enki (sumerian). Used as scapegoat and distraction for all the problems that the anti-life dogmas of Christianity/Islam cause. Even today stupid Americans believe, that he rules their government.
He is really the Lord of Water, Music and Knowledge/Enlightenment and nowhere near beeing evil or a threat to humanity.

Name stolen: Shiva-> Shai'tan-> Satan
Appearance stolen: Cernunnos
Trident stolen: Shiva, Neptune

Satan by vislaetitia September 1, 2011

satan 

shoves pineapples up hitlers arse in little nicky!!! go him

satan: take that you dirty swine muwahaha

satan by ..::fran::.. July 13, 2006

Satan 

Another word for " Lucifer".

Haley thought Satan isn't Lucifer. Lucifer is another word for Satan. It's the same thing!

Satan by Minialba03 October 6, 2016

Satan 

Basically Gaby in her meltyface form..

DemonScary

OH MY GOSH! SATAN JUST KILLED THAT ANGEL!

Satan by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

Satan 

The guy who gets alot of letters to santa from dyslexic kids

Child:Mommy look I wrote a letter to santa
Mother: Jesus Christ please help my child for he is possessed by satan

Satan by Jesuslover199;) June 21, 2018

Satan 

Me

"wow, gurl, you are Satan"

Satan by spookyoatmeal June 22, 2018