Sandy Sleeper

Finding a homeless person sleeping in a public area, and shoving your asshole full of sand and rocks and taking laxatives an hour before. Then giving yourself an enema and shitting all over the hobo's face with sandy, rocky, bloody shit.

"Dude that guy got a sandy sleeper!"
"Aw gross!"

by The Ninja Shitter November 13, 2011

Portland Sandy

A sex term used to describe when one girl gives you a ballcuzzi while another blows you.

I got the greatest Portland Sandy last night. My dick felt like it was crying unicorn tears.

by MattSexyneck October 30, 2012

Sandy Eggo

1. San Diego, California

2. waffle breakfast on the beach

I ate a sandy eggo in Sandy Eggo.

by lee April 10, 2005

sandy handy

A hand job with no lube involved.

Kristey was on her period and didn't want to give me head and we ran out of lube, so she just gave me a sandy handy.

by joker aka dj nj April 19, 2007

Sandy Vagina

a "man" who complains like a woman with sand in her vagina.

Don Pavlic is a sandy vagina.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Sandy J

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

by beemd June 3, 2013

Sandy cheeks

Big fat arse cheeks that love a slap

Give me a huge sandy cheeks. I want to hear a fucking loud slap

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018