Sandusky Surprise

When someone leaves a giant shit in the toilet and closes the lid and doesn’t flush. When the next poor soul comes in to use the bathroom, they lift the lid and see the wonderful Sandusky Surprise

Yo, that bastard hit me again with another Sandusky Surprise, that’s twice already this week!

by Imeannn December 20, 2025

no sandusky

a reprievel plea one must claim after making a statement that can be taken as not only homosexual but pedophilesque and savage. Obviosly made popular by the vile atrocities committed by Jerry Sandusky.

Marshal: I was feeling his shaft and for it being bent that kid can stroke for only being 12.

Newman: Hello Jerry.....

Marshal: Huh, I'm talking about playing put-put you twisted fuck...

Newman:........

Marshal: No Sandusky

Newman: That's all you needed to say

by meowcat904reloaded December 19, 2011

flying sandusky

the act of running and jumping, thrusting yourself into another persons ass.

I cant wait to flying sandusky you all night.

by sanduskyer December 6, 2011

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

by Chilliams January 2, 2012

Reverse Sandusky

The act of a grown man being raped violently in a male locker room by a 10-year-old boy.

Corey:"That game was fucking awful, the only thing that could make life worse would be if I got Sandusky'd right now."

Jon: "True, the game was horrible and being Sandusky'd would suck but don't overlook if you got Reverse Sandusky'd; that'd be way worse."

by DeCarl December 6, 2011

Jerry Sandusky

When an adult jumps in the shower with a pre adolescent male and proceeds to bear hug them from behind.

Timmy: Why so glum today Jimmy?
Jiimmy: Coach just gave me a Jerry Sandusky.

Timmy: Bummer

by emgarsh November 9, 2011