When your girl is sleeping you jerk off and blow your load on her eye. When she wakes up in the morning her eye will be crusty like when the sandman cums
by A Sandman August 3, 2014
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The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!
by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016
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Get the The Mr. Sandman mug.Candys lied awake in her gammy's bed that night hopping to see if the Sandman existed. When a figure walked past, she totally sandmanned it thinking she was catching the Sandman himself. Turns out, she ended up sandmanning her own grandmother.
by The Moneymaker December 26, 2011
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