arnau salmons

if you are an "arnau salmons", then you are the biggest smoker of tabacco ever existed in earth. You are also one of the thinest person in the universe, and sometimes smoke weed with Bochi. Arnau Salmons is not a bad person though, he is funny and tries to make fun of everything (exept if u call him "Tabac")

-Hi, Arnau Salmons
-Hi, im just rolling a joint, wanna hit this beautiful blunt?
-No, I don't smoke
-Oh okay, hahahaha so funny lmao
-Tabac
-WTF DUDE U SO FCKING RETARDED OMG U ARE A GORDAC

by feshiterapeuta October 18, 2018

Samone

Sam + one .... someone who is either unimportant or not cared for.

Did you see samone at the party last night? No who is that.

by bryan croell October 20, 2009

samoosa

Another word for MILF. More secretive so that it can be used around the actual MILF. Originated in South Africa. Used by teenagers

Dude, check out the samoosa to my right!

Woah! Damn hot man!

Milf bangable

by PsychoBro November 17, 2013

Tomathy Simons

my beloved husband

Oh yeah, Tomathy Simons! Mia.inn.it's husband!!

by Tommyinnits wife November 13, 2021

samoni

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet online!

Person A: You're really acting like a samoni right now.
Person B: Just because I want to suck your dick doesn't mean I'm a samoni.

by heateroni July 31, 2021

Samosa on you

It means you are hot cause of the sun.

Yo that slaya is felling samosa on you cuz he's in miami.

by Roofy April 2, 2003

Smonshel

Smonshel

In cats, to rub against people or objects as a sign of affection or for marking with scent glands (located on the cheeks and base of the tail) the person or object as belonging to the cat.

Felix smonshels me when he wants me to pet him.

by Jillian Deveraux March 18, 2005