Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

Samming

Getting paid to do something but never actually being present. No one knows what you do and how to reach you but you still get paid.

Dude, I've samming all month and no one noticed.

by HCNDM October 12, 2022

Samming

(v) Past tense: Sammed

To do absolutely nothing.

She hasn’t responded to your texts because she’s samming, not because she’s busy.

by Ayo?! January 17, 2023

hammering tommy fury

Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering

“I’m hammering tommy fury”

by Chach12369 February 26, 2023

Samming

When you don’t finish your shot and leave some at the bottom every single time

Dude: I don’t understand how you’re not drunk yet

Dude2: That’s because he’s been Samming all night

by banzini October 14, 2023

Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""

by TheOne390 December 11, 2023

uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014