Sadie

Sadie is a pretty,kind, and energetic person. BUT if you mess with her she will beat the shit out of you, to the point where you wish you wasn’t alive. She always keeps a knife/sharp object on her just in case. So all in all don’t mess with the ninja she is. Ninja?, yes sadie is secretly a well trained ninja, she is skilled in being sneaky and tactical… most of the time. Why most of the time? Well because despite her wonderful attributes, she can be clumsy, overly-energetic, and silly at times. But that is what makes her an interesting person. Some might say she is a small but hardy breed…but lacks impulse control. People also tend to underestimate Sadie, little do they know she holds a lot of strength and value.She is a force to be reconciled with. Once again whoever messes with her will find themselves in a world full of hurt, and she won’t feel no remorse. Only those who she finds worthy may be in the presence of her…

Ron: Have you seen Sadie?
Kemp: Yea? What about her?
Ron: She is ugly and stupid as hell.

Kemp: No I don’t agree with that… also I wouldn’t say that if I were you.
Ron: Oh yeah? What can SHE do?
Kemp: I warned you…
*Sadie appears behind Ron*
Ron: OH SH..
Sadie pulls out a sword and puts it against Ron’s neck.
Sadie: so…you making fun of me?

Ron: no, I swear I wasn’t!!!
Sadie: hmmm, I don’t believe you.
Ron: Please! Don’t!
Sadie: Too late…you shouldn’t have lied to me.
Sadie swings the sword swiftly at Ron.

What was Ron lays on the floor lifeless.
Kemp: Wow that was crazy fast and he sure didn’t stand a chance.
Sadie: What can I say I’m just too good.

by Theczarofearth November 8, 2023

Infomercial Sapiens

Endangered sub-species of homo sapiens, who due to ineptitude in any given task poses a health hazard to themselves and their surroundings. Often suffers from mal-nutrition, as simple tasks as chopping a vegetable with a knife, results in hospitalization. Also prone to different infections and diseases, as handling used rags, mops and cleaning equipment that's not highly specialized (as promoted in an infomercial), will despite ease of use and common knowledge, be used not only wrongly - but with some sort of health risk. Some cases of hoarding has been observed, but there is yet no documentation of Infomercial Sapiens" being hoarders in general.

UNESCO has put Infomercial Sapiens on the endangered species list, as they will either kill themselves, or die out when streaming of media will remove infomercials from TV-screens.

See also Infomercial People, Infomercial

Karen was so sad to discover her son had the "infomercial sapiens" mutation, and probably only had a couple of years left to live.

by GorramYadda February 9, 2018

Extra-sapiens

A derogatory term used to define someone who thinks or act like he or she is more important than the rest of the people.

Tom: Hey bro, I haven’t heard from our friend Jimmy these days, where is he hiding at?
Andrew: Nah bro, I ain’t in talking terms with that dude these days, he has been acting extra-sapiens since hitting big in oil business.

by HakunaMatataKing March 11, 2018

geeko sapiens

Singular or plural noun. As for the word homo sapiens, a geeko sapiens is considered as a "wise geek", a white hat hacker and sometimes a gray hat hacker.

The notable example of the word usage is in the famous drawing of Nitrozac & Snaggy -

Geeko sapiens, talking to a classmate: Give me your lunch money or I'll hack into your homepage.

by Geeko Sapiens March 21, 2010

slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.

Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.

by hwip July 16, 2011

Sadie

Sadie is ridiculously beautiful and sexy and has a habit of being too hot for her own good. She likes flowers and alcohol, and will probably smoke a peace pipe in later life. She has relatives who live far away. And she has a smart ass mouth.

"Man, did you see Sadie?, ooft, I so would"

"Yeah, but she was a cheeky bugger, but yeah, she was fineeee as usual"

by TrueHate December 13, 2009

Sadie

Means princess

Guy1: sup princess
Guy2:sup Sadie
Girl1:why did you just call me Sadie
Guy2:it means princess

by I_LOVE_MY_BED April 14, 2019