saber-tooth pantie cricket

A serius type of vaginal crabs with big teeth!!

Dude i just saw a saber-tooth pantie cricket bunji jumping from your moms cotex!!!!

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

Where a double vaginal penetration is performed on a woman going through her menstrual cycle.

When I heard that my girlfriend was on her period, I immediately wanted to call a friend and perform the Darth Maul Double Saber.

by William Poopshire February 12, 2011

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

by TSG-STM members August 28, 2008

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

by carpiethe April 25, 2010

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

1) N. a woman who is 40 years or more older than her sex partner/ husband/ boyfriend/ girlfriend

2) N. a "cougar" to the EXTREME

1) Harold and Maude (1971 film): Maude is 79, she developed a sexual relationship with Harold who is 19. She's a fucking saber-tooth tiger.

by -Highschooler January 29, 2010