caught the Swine Flu

Hooking up with an overweight woman.

I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.

by TCII September 10, 2009

Caught the swine flu

used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person

So and So caught the swine flu last night

by Bacaron April 28, 2009

Man Swine Flu

A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.

This is a more severe form of man flu.

Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"

Woman: "No you're not"

Man: "I think I've got flu!"

Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"

Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"

Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."

by deejayone July 22, 2009

Catching the Swine Flu

A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."

by neo069 August 26, 2009

Caught the Swine Flu

Liking or hooking up with an ugly or fat bitch.

"Damn did u see that fat bitch John took home last night?" "Yeah, i think he Caught the Swine Flu"

by fullfire0 August 21, 2009

swine flu tag

Where you cough in your cupped hand and wipe it on someone's mouth., whilst saying "SWINE FLU TAG!".

"Where's jenny today?"
"Oh she'll be at home, i totally swine flu tagged her last night..."

by CobraYawnFTW! June 12, 2009

swine flu boner

believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner

-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes

The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.

Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.

by NegrodamuS Nigga May 02, 2009