arabian suprise

A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her face, "suprise!"

see above

by francis May 28, 2003

Swine Suprise

While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.

That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.

by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010

Suprise Delegation

The act of assigning or delegating work to others without informing the delegatee of the work assigned. The person who is assinged the work often is suprised when the task is revealed.

Mike just asked me for an update on project X. I didn't even know i was supposed to be working on project x... just another example of his suprise delegation.

by ihcw July 20, 2010

Morning Suprise

Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.

Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.

by 2BRO2B November 26, 2015

Suprise Stiffy

When, out of the blue, you get a hard on. You could just be reading a book or playing a game, and suddenly, you have a stiffy.

Me: Ugggh
Friend: What?
Me: suprise stiffy, man.
Friend: ah.

by Scholar of Oddity February 20, 2019

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Yo dude. I totally fuckin gave those assholes at the dorm in the common area a mexican suprise in that thrash can by the couches.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018

suprise buttsex

when guy/girl comes behind and surprisingly anal you without notice

SUPRISE BUTTSEX: god damn i just surprised my wife with surprise BUTT SEX.

by TR!sT1bo11 m00 November 11, 2019