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stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands
I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!
by Badger girl May 12, 2016
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Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.
_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!
by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009
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Double Trolling

The act of synchronizing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks with a friend on an innocent by-stander because it's the internet.
Crystal: Tha little details are the once dat matter:) ♥
Christopher: Ones!
Jonathan: Ones!
Crystal Ann Gonzalez: Ahh honest mistake no ones perfect guys!
Christopher: Except us!
Jonathan: Except us!
Crystal: Ahh why do you guys have to be double trolling people like that?
by Rogue Redox May 19, 2011
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stroking

Usually said when a male is masturbating.
Hey, I'm stroking my balls.
by Mirosui August 26, 2005
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Road Trolling

The art of driving around and purposely pissing off other drivers.
A road troll decides when and where and who to troll on. One bad move can result in a deadly accident OR a speeding ticket.
Example One: You just turned right into a two lane street. There is a car trying to pass you but you match their speed and don't let them pass. The other driver flips you off before switching back into your lane behind you.

Example Two: In a packed parking lot, a loser looking for a space asks you "Hey are you leaving?" "No!" You sit in your car until they leave and then you back up and leave. Someone else gets that space.

Example Three: You turn right on to a two lane road. There is a driver trying to pass you because you are too slow because you just merged into the street. You floor the gas pedal (DANGEROUS) and they angrily get back into your lane. WHERE THEY BELONG.

"Hey guess what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I hella road trolled on this old ass lady at the college. She asked if I was leaving and with the most serious face I said "No, I'm getting a book". Someone else got the space"
"Road trolling!"
by roadtroller;) November 15, 2011
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Strillin'

Straight Up Illin'. Staying True & Real trill while having undoubted fun, illin' straight up.
Me and my crew were Strillin' in the club last night!
by Vinny Morris February 2, 2009
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Strobing

When two guys wearing only socks, build up static electricity and they share an electric bolt between their penis tips prior to touching. Pro tip: dark rooms prove visible electric transfer.
Wool socks and the dry winter air sets the perfect ambiance for strobing.
by Philhole November 2, 2019
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