Stonking

To talk about stocks; especially those of the meme variety

Hey, Trevor! Enough with your political BS. This channel is reserved for stonking.

by Brian_Lafeve February 28, 2021

Stonk

Name to call someone who has gone 3-22 in Valorant

OMG your only on three kills you Stonk

by Stonk_ March 2, 2021

stonks

the best meme ever created it will never die or be forgotten

reddit managed to save gamestop STONKS boi

by stonky boi April 9, 2021

stonks

Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded

A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"

by somerandomretard November 14, 2022

Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”

Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.

by Slykin May 4, 2022

stonks

stonks is referring to the bald dude from that one meme. usually replacing stocks

gamestop stockholder: STONKS TO THE MOON
some broke dude: damb, I should have got some stonks.

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF January 9, 2022

stonks

when you trade a full inventory of netherite blocks for one carrot

stonks

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR March 10, 2022