norwegian spiral

An image or video which is so out-there that many, if not most, assume that it is fake, i.e. photoshopped.

Named for the spiral anomaly that appeared in the morning sky December 9, 2009 in northern Norway that lead to a myriad of claims that it was fake. It turned out to be a failed rocket launch.

OMG look at this picture of a brave woman flying on a rocket chair, oh it's gotta be photoshopped.

Nah, man, That's real for sure, I took that picture myself, it's just a norwegian spiral, dude.

by Sir Mildred Pierce December 21, 2009

downward spiral

Knudsen's finishing move during gay sex

Knudsen downward spiraled his gay lover.

by Chase036 April 28, 2005

spiral notebook

When the male suitor shits and uses it as lube, in the female suitors pussy, during sex.

I used the spiral notebook technique with that ho, Jenny.

by Levy June 19, 2006

Downward Spiral

the act of falling from the top of the drinking world to be the sick drunk chick. Usually occurs when a chick tries to out drink a man. The chick will rapidly descend into a drunken mess.

Dude, Kelly totally tried to out drink me and I was no you fucking can't. Kelly totally hit the downward spiral after two shots.

by Beaver825 July 23, 2010

downward spiral of shame

the self-humiliation and degradation of respect of an awkward individual in the course of a conversation with normal people due to the individual’s lack of communication skills and general social ineptitude

I think Cakes should stop while he is ahead and end his downward spiral of shame before his nerd jokes scare away the last remaining females at the party.

by astroguy15 January 3, 2009

Upward Spiraling Pigtail

A donut move by which a car, already moving straight ahead at high speed, begins to spin while still moving in the same general direction.

"This is the upward spiraling pigtail!"

"Why is it called that?"

"I don't know!"

by montypark March 14, 2009

Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.

(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.

by Denman Cinqueports March 29, 2010