spebs

1. Someone who relies on other people to get their work done. Often a person who lies, cheats, and steals to get his/her way.

2. An ignorant piece of trash that can't do anything for his/her self.

Bob: how did he get such a good job ?
Me: sucking cock, kissing ass, and being a spebs.

by wizkid2011 August 12, 2011

Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

smessay

a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.

The following is an actual smessay:

"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."

by Tammara Dawson October 30, 2007

sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009

session music

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.

Man that session music hit the spot!

by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

sup session

A short exchange between two people; a brief check-in on someone's day

"You talk to Tina today, son?"
"Yeah, we had a sup session this mornin"

by Leachbone December 2, 2007

kate sessions park

A fairly large park on Mount Soledad in San Diego, right above from Pacific Beach. Notable for the large amount of people that come late at night to either smoke or have sex. Has a great view of mission bay and the downtown skyline.

1) My friends getting high up at kate sessions park right now
2) I totally banged this chick up at kate sessions last night in her car

by Chuckinitup March 11, 2008