spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

Spangled

To be fucked over by someone or something

“Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house”

by Doc96 June 25, 2021

Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.

Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.

by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024

Spangle

When you and your mates are talking absolute bollocks without realising it, and then it hits you what utter shite you were chatting

Linda: Greg what the fuck are we on about
Greg: Well Linda, it appears we're trapped in the spangle...

by KingOfTheSpangle June 4, 2018

Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”

by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023