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When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.
Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”
by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023
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Spangle

When you and your mates are talking absolute bollocks without realising it, and then it hits you what utter shite you were chatting
Linda: Greg what the fuck are we on about
Greg: Well Linda, it appears we're trapped in the spangle...
by KingOfTheSpangle June 4, 2018
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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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Spangle

“Spangle me daddy, aye aye ayeee
by Mena Metias October 23, 2020
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Spangle-Eye

Geordie term for the appearance of an individuals eye whereupon it appears that one eye is looking at you and the other at something that happened last week.
Man to person with spangle-eye: are you looking at me or the eggy stain on my tie?
by Tallulah Lovegood February 3, 2009
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