chi sosa

“A chocolate sexy man who is loyal “.

Were can you find chi sosa?

by Chi sosa December 18, 2017

Mateo Sosa

Gay ass kid with large pepperoni nipples. Constantly fails classes like the dumbass he is.

Person 1:Have you heard of Mateo Sosa?
Person 2:You mean that dumb bitxh?

by JoeLongMama February 28, 2022

Slammy Sosa

any hot ass slampiece you see at a baseball game.

she is usually great at corking bats.

Did you see that Slammy Sosa down there? I'd love to slam her sosa!

by PigletSlammer April 29, 2011

El Sosa

A tity boy who loves coke

El Sosa esta con lo gallos

by El Sosa February 25, 2015

sammy sosa

sum one who be bling blingin and lowley haters need to diss cause they aint eva gonna get into the mlb. cause they white.

man you need to lay off of sammy sosa, he still kicks so much ass.

by the white whino December 1, 2003

Sammy Sosa

ahahahahahaha, dumbass Plinkton Cyclopes! mind redefining your definition? lose close games? sosa a problem? where are the orioles now, you say? oh my! and where are those beloved cubs of yours? lololol thats right, they aint even gonna get a chance to choke, and still have to pay off his salary! haha the cubs are his bitches!

"Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes

by blah May 1, 2005

sammy sosa

One who plays for the Cubs there for will never win or get to world series and also sucks more than ever could be imagined.

Did you see the White Sox kick their little Sammy Sosa Butts!

by Julie B October 23, 2003