Bonk Sockets

A phrase to describe the action performed while having sex, a goofy way to describe the literal mashing of the genitals. Traditionally just used as another word for sex.

Rory: "Tyler, did you and Emily finally bonk sockets last night?"
Tyler: "Sure did!"
Rory: "Good for you, you dirty old socket bonker!"
David: "I haven't bonked sockets in forever..."

by Volcanoe Throat August 10, 2016

Pop Socket

When you put your thumb inside your foreskin and rip it out so it makes a "pop" noise

"Hey man, did you hear how loud that pop socket was!?"

by NiceMeeme June 10, 2018

dick socket

An ass, a meanie, a general negative term, often used with friends.

Bill: Hey can I have some of that pizza?
Will: No get away!
Bill: Don't be such a dick socket

by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004

dry socket

A girl who won't 'put out.'

Don't waste your time on her, man. She's a dry socket.

by Me2-BFD April 21, 2009

Socket Bag

The term "Socket Bag" is derived from "Tea Bag." "Socket Bagging" is the act of placing each testicle in your scrotum on the Eye Socket(s) of your partner – hence the name, "Socket Bag."

If that dumb bitch doesn't stop staring at my best friend, I'm going to socket bag her.

Man, I'm about to socket bag that bitch, and she won't even see it cumin'!

by Nezom July 13, 2007

womb socket

Slang term for vagina.

Jason pulled over and offered to help a woman whose car broke down. After staring down her shirt the whole time she was checking the oil, he said "It looks like there's a problem with your womb socket. I ain't no mechanic, but I'd sure be happy to take a look."

by Mike Payne May 5, 2008

Cold Socket

A cold socket is a very simple, and interesting way to pleasure yourself.

Step #1- Cut off your penis and take out the insides.
Step #2- Fill it with any kind of substance, most preferably poop.
Step #3- Freeze for at least 5 hours.
Step #4- Use as a dildo for your own pleasure. For boys and girls, and whoever the fuck else there is.
A commonly used term.

Dude you wanna get the cold socket out the fridge? It has been like 6 hourse already.

by DaLaxerBrasefFag August 8, 2009