SMD O'clock

The time of day, month, or year when a bro needs a blow job
Derived from the latin abbreviation S.M.D= Suck Me Dickitus which translates into Suck my dick in modern day english.

Male: Yo honey, let me take those pants off
Female: Not now, Carlos, it's my time of the month
Male: Time of the month? Girl its SMD O'clock!

by llamajockey September 18, 2011

SMD or RMA?

A distasteful ultimatum used as a rhetorical question when one doesn't care what the other is saying. The speaker usually has no intention to carry out the acts.

SMD = Suck my dick
RMA = Rim my arse

Yo Matt could you help me out with homework after class?

Ryan, you have but one choice. SMD or RMA?

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

smd nigga

nyc slang for fuck you used by civs nd also drill rappers like c blu nd kay flock

drill rapper: smd nigga every opp shot

civ: smd nigga u a bitch

by swervø June 18, 2023

smd&fmg

Suck my dick & feed me grapes

“smd&fmg”

by the real AKA January 8, 2019

smd brp

When you're trying to type "Smd Bro" but you mistype, and make a new phrase.
'esemde burp'

Pker3452-"Oh shit, forgot claws"
beastpk32-"Hah, Smd brp"

by Kingboo178 November 25, 2011

smd

so much down
-a term used to show that you are down to drink

Vinnie: Yo, you wanna chyll?
Phil: Yeah man, smd

by Polak Bitch July 8, 2009

SIU SII SMD

The abbrevation for the commonly used phrase

"Suck it up, suck it in, suck my dick"

A phrase used by lovely guys with excellent manners.

Girl : I don't wanna send you pix of me in a bra...i'm self concious :/

Boy: Uhh SIU SII SMD...

Girl: wtf...

by lizbrez March 22, 2009