smuff

A horrible/ mean person

Your such a smuff!

by Nard April 27, 2004

smuffybear

When any female weighing over 300lbs. sits on your face for any pre-notified reason

Give me a smuffybear and some waffle fries! fo free!

by Barney321 March 28, 2008

smuffication

you're smuffin the cation right out of 'em.

He died from chronic, unremitting smuffication.

by Dave_Stives July 6, 2008

smuffocate

Smuffocating-Smuffocation
A humorous sexual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. Oral sex to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69 with a larger woman.

"Damn bitch it's about time you got off my face, you were about to smuffocate my ass."

by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

Smuff

V. To hog or take more than your fair share. Usually in reference to smoking marijuana.

That dude is such a smuffer. He hit the blunt four times before passing it.

by Dr. Hugh G. Rekshun May 26, 2014

smuff

the act of being smuthered by a "muff"

you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long

by b-lair April 14, 2008

smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004