When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.
by realnice6969696 December 16, 2008
by evildave August 16, 2011
refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
The act of striking a woman's breasts with a wicker basket in order to produce a tartan pattern, as on a Scottish kilt.
"honey, if you don't shut that god damned mouth, I am going to give you a few Scottish eggs!"
"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"
"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"
by giverofscottisheggs February 03, 2009
While engaging in oral sex (between two men), one man squeezes a dash of horseradish onto the tip of their partner. They then proceed to blow them while simultaneously jerking themselves off until the taste of horseradish causes them to vomit at the moment of ejaculation.
When done correctly, both parties ejaculate at once, resulting in the recipient ingesting a mixture of their vomit, horseradish, and semen.
When done correctly, both parties ejaculate at once, resulting in the recipient ingesting a mixture of their vomit, horseradish, and semen.
Person1: Hey! Did you hear Jonny and Alec did the Scottish Yon last night?
Person2: Is that why it smells like horseradish?
Person2: Is that why it smells like horseradish?
by Nothalfman March 19, 2019
“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.
by Peter Puller May 08, 2021
1) when two sexual partners pretend that a traditional scottish kilt is a strange, cloth chastity belt, and the act of defloration is reenacted; 2) a red head that won't put out 3) a virgin girl who doesn't wear underwear but does wear really short skirts and won't have sex with you
1) too bad the pink in that kilt was actually insulation, otherwise I actually would have defeated the scottish resistance last night 2) jenny ohara is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever 3) brittany snow is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever
by yesyoudid February 09, 2011