Tristan Santos is one of the rarest girls you’ll ever meet. As Tristan is a uncommon girl name, Tristan will be and uncommon girl herself. She is sweet, hilarious, and makes you feel right. They’ll never be a dull moment when she’s around! But, she hides her feelings deep inside of her and struggles to open up to herself. She is a good student and will be the light of your life.
Guy: Tristan Santos is one of the most unique girls I’ve ever met.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.
by chxrli November 30, 2019
Get the Tristan Santos mug.George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.
Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..
by jmacofearth January 6, 2023
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A girl told her sister she just got sanduskied from her boyfriend and it ruptured her anal sphincter muscle.
My wife let me give her a sandusky for our anniversary.
Can you believe it man I just sanduskied her and I don't even know her name.
My wife let me give her a sandusky for our anniversary.
Can you believe it man I just sanduskied her and I don't even know her name.
by Benji Bronk November 12, 2011
Get the Sanduskied mug.Common surname of Spanish origin. Typically belonging to the somewhat rebellious, extremely tough, and most badass vatos and locas to ever live. This is the 233rd most common name among Latinos in the US. Don’t let a Sandoval hear you pronouncing their name Sand-Oval. You may catch the cuete. Put a little spice on it a let it roll off your tongue as
“S aa n-d oh- V AA L.”
Approach anyone with the surname Sandoval with caution. They come equipt with attitude and a natural propensity for resting bitch face. Despite their exterior the Sandoval’s are a fun loving, comical and proud people.
“S aa n-d oh- V AA L.”
Approach anyone with the surname Sandoval with caution. They come equipt with attitude and a natural propensity for resting bitch face. Despite their exterior the Sandoval’s are a fun loving, comical and proud people.
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Get the Sandoval mug.The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through the air.
Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!
by Nicholas Zombie March 14, 2010
Get the Wisconsin Sandstorm mug.A tradition traced back to the Huron Indians, the Sandusky Taint Grab is the act of grabbing and pinching a partner’s taint to extract vital information. Also known as the St. Clairsville Choad Clamp.
Sarah had to use the dreaded Sandusky Taint Grab on her husband to find out if he was cheating, and oddly enough, he liked it.
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