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Cannon Rusher

A player on the game Starcraft who quickly builds Photon Cannons inside an enemies base, before the enemy himself realizes it and dies due to the numerous Photon Cannon's advancing towards his structures.
YOU Fucking n00b I said no cannon Rushing!
by GoSu February 23, 2005
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Bitch Roster

Everyone has a bitch roster, men and women alike. Your bitch roster consists of people you've slept with in the past (and you'd do again), people you're currently sleeping with and of course the people in your phone that aren't really your "friends" but you still hang on to their number anyway, you know, just in case.

The way people end up in relationships with each other is based strictly on the bitch roster. You start at the bottom of the list and then move up higher and higher based on appearance, sexual prowess and in some extremely rare cases, intelligence. The way people act towards you is directly correlative to your position on their bitch roster.
"Listen trick, I know you don't know anyone better than me, I'm the best bitch on your roster."

"I wonder who I'm going to bone tonight. Let me check my bitch roster and see who's available."
by REBEL YELLoz August 31, 2005
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Korie Rutter

Korie Ruter is a knobhead who thinks he is better than everyone else. Very controlling in relationships. Can be really stupid and thinks with his dick, always on about dicks. Usually very gay. He also does not know the difference between cartoon network and reality. A cheat and lies alot.
Girl 1:look it's Korie Rutter
Girl 2: don't bother he is a lies and cheates alot
Girl 1: I heard he still watches cartoon network
by I<3jizz. October 7, 2012
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Tin roof Rusted

A girl gets pregnant like in the song Love Shack by the B-52's.
You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!
by kerry August 17, 2004
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Imaginary Russert Qualities

When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.
"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."

"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."

Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:

1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge

"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"

2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.

"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"

3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:

"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
by Clint Walker June 24, 2008
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Rutter's

Local convenience store where God the Almighty Himself works behind the Fresh Express Deli counter and makes the greatest cheesesteak known to man! I suggest lettuce, mayo, black olives, pepperjack cheese and jalapenos.

You can also get some fresh Tupac merchandise, even though he's been dead since like 1980....
sKint - "What did you get?"
JayRey - "I got the sliders, they suck ass!"
sKint - "Shoulda got a cheesesteak, they're hella fly!"
JayRey - "Rutter's Roxorz!"
by JD sKint December 28, 2009
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Rosterbating

Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).

Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.

While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
I can't stop rosterbating over our lineup this weekend.
by WillFos May 9, 2013
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