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rusty pipeline

When two dicks wrap around each other like slugs do during oral sex. Looks like the inside of a pretzel, but made with quality white meat (dicks). Masturbation in this position can cause massive sensation for both parties. Feels great.
Noah: Mike did the rusty pipeline with me last night. I jizzed so much. Awwwwwwwwww...

Mike: It was SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
by WeinerBoobies69 February 12, 2014
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rusty muffler

Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.
I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.
by king dude January 24, 2005
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rusty shackles

when you grab a person's legs with poop-smeared toilet paper from underneath a bathroom stall divider and yell, "rusty shackles!"
A strange man gave me rusty shackles today when I sat down to take a crap in a public restroom.
by MyShacklesAreRusty October 22, 2009
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rusty hyena

the act of shoving a high heel or stiletto heel into the ass of a girl; usually done while hitting her doggy style. The rusty comes from ass, like in the rusty trombone. The hynea comes from the fact that its funny so when you tell your friends about it it is not uncommon to laugh like a hyena.
I was over erica's house last night and I saw a high heel on the bed while I was hitting her from behind: so I gave her a rusty hyena.
by mike anderson 26 April 15, 2010
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rusty lawnmower

"Uh oh, my pubes just got eaten by a rusty lawnmower"
by MMjr April 21, 2008
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rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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Rusty Gillespie

Experienced players of the Rusty Trombone have been known to raise the recipient of their ministrations to such a peak of pleasure that they lose control of their bowels and forcefully break wind during orgasm. The resultant blast of gas can be sufficiently forceful to inflate the cheeks of the player mildly reminiscient of the pouched cheeks of Dizzie Gillespie during a performance on a normal metal trombone.

The attempts to rid oneself of the odour and taste together with vocalistaion of rage are thought to be the origins of Scat singing. It is well known people who love Jazz also love to do this sort of thing.
He let go with such a Rusty Gillespie that she scatted for over a minute. What a marvellous improvisation worthy of the master himself...
by ISPENS August 6, 2009
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