Ruben

The Fat man that could!

"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!

by shiznitz0r May 21, 2003

Ruben

A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.

Ruben is such a bitch

by luigi2762 March 6, 2019

Ruben

Ruben is a bitch who tries to deny the fact that he is a simp and overall bitch

Person 1: Ugh I had to play with Ruben last night.
Person 2: Oh that bitch?

by Gum breath September 14, 2020

Ruben

A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood

Hey heard of Ruben

Yea he’s toxic he stole my black air force’s

by Toxic female May 6, 2020

Ruben

A fucking rat

Ruben is a rat

by Ruben ratt November 10, 2020

Ruben

A brown mysterious scp that is really gay and only watches k-on 24/7 if given admin he can turn into the most disliked nigga in the universe

Isaiah: K-on sucks balls
Ruben: GET KICKED NIGGA

by BeanerCheese January 9, 2022

Ruben

A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up

“Ay Ruben get online”
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone

by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020