Ruben

The Fat man that could!
"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!
by shiznitz0r May 22, 2003
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Ruben

A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.
Ruben is such a bitch
by luigi2762 March 06, 2019
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Usually a brunette which looks like a ginger. They love beards and seldom shave after matric. Quite happy living on a farm and often drives a Ford. Has a husky voice. Very curious in a sexual kind of way.
I wonder if that Ruben likes anal too?!
by _brixn.m January 02, 2017
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A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up
“Ay Ruben get online
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone
by Tron_4000 January 23, 2020
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A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood
Hey heard of Ruben

Yea he’s toxic he stole my black air force’s
by Toxic female May 06, 2020
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A brown mysterious scp that is really gay and only watches k-on 24/7 if given admin he can turn into the most disliked nigga in the universe
Isaiah: K-on sucks balls
Ruben: GET KICKED NIGGA
by BeanerCheese January 10, 2022
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Ruben is a rat
by Ruben ratt November 10, 2020
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