The Fat man that could!
"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!
by shiznitz0r May 21, 2003
Get the Rubenmug. A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.
Ruben is such a bitch
by luigi2762 March 6, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. by Gum breath September 14, 2020
Get the Rubenmug. Usually a brunette which looks like a ginger. They love beards and seldom shave after matric. Quite happy living on a farm and often drives a Ford. Has a husky voice. Very curious in a sexual kind of way.
by _brixn.m January 2, 2017
Get the Rubenmug. A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood
by Toxic female May 6, 2020
Get the Rubenmug. A brown mysterious scp that is really gay and only watches k-on 24/7 if given admin he can turn into the most disliked nigga in the universe
by BeanerCheese January 9, 2022
Get the Rubenmug.