Royal Nectar

The orgasmic vaginal juices or semen of a member of the elite class, a person of royal loins or of general fame.

Bill dropped his royal nectar on Monica’s blue dress.

As the high pitches squeals echoed through the castle walls, there was no doubt that the princess was about to squirt her royal nectar.

Wilt’s book A View From Above left no doubt that he shared his royal nectar with over 20,000 women.

Can you imagine the royal nectar that has been spent on old Jeffrey’s island?

by Dick Onchin July 15, 2020

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royally screwed

When one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears seemingly impossible to change. i.e. Much worse than screwed

My senior thesis is due tomorrow and I have no research, no concepts, and above all no time to even b.s. one. I am royally screwed.

by Aria Wild February 5, 2004

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royal douche

A person who engages in acts that are so extraordinarily stupid or annoying that he or she could be considered the King or Queen of douches.

Did they ever find out who pulled the fire alarm at 5:30 this morning? No, but whoever it was is a royal douche.

by cbear'09 March 20, 2011

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casino royale

Hitting a man in the balls, preferably with a blunt object tied to a rope, like in the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale.

Yesterday, I hit Tyler in the face, so he gave me a Casino Royale with a yoyo.

by Micah Hannam November 24, 2006

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royal mail

A bunch of arrogant cunts who nick your items just when there about to get delivered, and still have the fuckin cheek to post a letter through the door saying your item is at the main post office.

You mother fuckers, why dont you just cut my throat open and shit down my neck, your the worst delivery service ever! cunts, twats, motherfuckers

by Begum March 16, 2005

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