rattlejack

Rattlejack: is the ultimate act of doing someone wrong that is close to you, extreme form of being "jacked". When you go out of your way to set up a friend to fail or rat them out to a significant other or acquaintance.

Some examples include texting a friends girlfriend asking her what she is wearing to a wedding that her boyfriend did not tell her about and did not intend on bringing her to or having a bad night out with another couple and before you even end the evening the other couple is getting texts about what a bad time was had by all. The final version of Rattlejacking is self inflicted. An example of self inflicted Rattlejacking would be waking up the morning after a heavy night of drinking to find your new SUV mangled and not remembering how or when it happened but you know you were driving.

"Dude, you really rattlejacked him, why did you order all of those shots on his tab?"

by Jake Bean April 2, 2008

Rotterdasm

A discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contractions in the female... IN ROTTERDAM

I have been in Holland for 6 months and just had my first Rotterdasm.

by antfox July 21, 2009

rotten hootchie

a nasty foul smelling woman or her spoiled cunt, which looks like a decomposed piece of octopi or squid.

oooh, I think she just rubbed her rotten hootchie on me.

by smokebongo November 13, 2010

rotten globetrotter

A rotten globetrotter is an overweight kid.

Examples of rotten globetrotter include the fat one from Goonies, or Cartman from South Park.

"See that cake over there? Get a piece before the rotten globetrotter catches a whiff of it with his highly advanced super smelling."

by TuckerandTazFan June 12, 2012

Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 17, 2020

Rotter

A person who is a detriment to society, someone completely worthless.

Ed is such a rotter.

by ScrewMonkey October 26, 2004

Rotten Dick Jungle

An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.

Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"

by Cloudyskye69 March 1, 2019