the most amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing person you will ever meet. He's funny, practically a giant, and always dresses to impress. i love him more than anything and am completely gutted that i never see him anymore. hopefully this definition wont get lost, because i want him to know how much he means to me! love you with all my heart babes! i hope everything goes well for you, and trust me it will, we've been through a lot, and I'm sure we'll go through much more and im always here for you no matter how long we go without talking! <3 <3 p.s sorry for it being so soppy but you know you love it ;)
person one: i just met the best person ever
person two: mustve been joshua rowley,was he tall?
person one: yeah he was like a giant!
person two: yeah thats definitely joshua rowley.
person two: mustve been joshua rowley,was he tall?
person one: yeah he was like a giant!
person two: yeah thats definitely joshua rowley.
by olliieeeee December 9, 2010
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by Super Koopa September 25, 2005
Get the :rolleyes: mug.The scale used to measure how good a freerunner is, with a range of 0% to 100%.
The Rowleyometer rises when a free runner performs slow, ungraceful and ugly parkour, has no style and is laughably bad. It also rises however, if the individual performs websters, inverts and wall fronts to an extremely high level. It falls if a person performs websters, inverts and wall fronts at a low level and if they do exceptionally beautiful, powerful and impressive parkour feats.
The Rowleyometer rises when a free runner performs slow, ungraceful and ugly parkour, has no style and is laughably bad. It also rises however, if the individual performs websters, inverts and wall fronts to an extremely high level. It falls if a person performs websters, inverts and wall fronts at a low level and if they do exceptionally beautiful, powerful and impressive parkour feats.
Person 1: "maan did you see my standing webster today!"
Person 2: "Yeah bro! It was easily 80% on the Rowleyometer!"
Person 1: "Cool, but i think im on about 50% Rowleyometer now because i just did a kong gainer..."
Person 2: "Yeah bro! It was easily 80% on the Rowleyometer!"
Person 1: "Cool, but i think im on about 50% Rowleyometer now because i just did a kong gainer..."
by moleskinmagician July 4, 2012
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Get the kayla rubley mug.roley poley is a game which takes place on a trampoline, normally with 2 people. 1 person stands on 1 side of the trampoline, and the other lies down on the other side. when they are both ready, the person lying down rolls towards the other person screaming "roley poley"!!!
by buba and shoogar daddeh foo' August 22, 2009
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has not been heard of since but supposedly is lost in wales, completely blind drunk, telling innocent welsh people about glorious hyper value bargains!!
is supposedly looking for sand dog for a rematch
has not been heard of since but supposedly is lost in wales, completely blind drunk, telling innocent welsh people about glorious hyper value bargains!!
is supposedly looking for sand dog for a rematch
by Black Rose January 22, 2006
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