Risky Derby

To risk shitting your pants on a school bus

P1:DON'T PLAY risky derby
P2:but..

by shell._.something October 23, 2022

Risky run

When there is no towel in the bathroom so you have to make a run for your room, naked, and hope nobody sees you.

Emma: what happened?
Lizzie: I had to make a risky run after my shower this morning and my family saw me!
Emma: oh no…🫢

by rustybookshelf August 28, 2023

Risky frisky

Sexual activity of any kind in a public setting.

Jane and I did the risky frisky last night in the parking lot of denny's

by GreyTaskmaster February 22, 2024

risky wristy

Getting a hand job while riding a motorcycle

Jessica came Cameron a risky wristy the other night when he gave her a ride home on his motorcycle.

by Alces May 24, 2024

risky wristy

Getting a handjob while riding a motorcycle

Jessica gave Cameron a risky wristy the other night when he gave her a ride home on his motorcycle.

by Alces May 24, 2024

Schrödinger's risky text

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.

Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!

by Blurrific March 19, 2020

The Risky Jerk

The risky jerk is a very dangerous, ballsy move. You must stand next to your parent's bed while they are sleeping, and masterbate. You must complete all the way till release. The riskyness is doing this next the head of your sleeping parents, they could wake at any moment.

DUDE! I tryed to do the risky jerk but my dad woke up half way through and cut it off!

by Johnny Donn July 20, 2008