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Risky Triathlon

When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.
"Yeah I totally lost the risky triathlon last night when my mom saw me nut all over my stomach."
by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020
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Going Risky

Originally used for when a man knowingly had sex with a girl, who he knew had some type of std (sexually transmitted disease). He would wear a condom for protection, but the "risk" is that it might fail.
More commonly used when referring to dating (or just having casual sex) with someone you know you will have problems with in the future. The "risk"is the aftermath of the relationship.
"I was going risky with my math tutor class last night, but I think she wants a real relationship. That's gonna be a problem"
by YourKngco December 19, 2011
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risky mexican

crazy person who adores himself, and thinks he are the greatest and toughest mexican around.
risky mexican thinks he is thougher than deni wcf, but he is not :P
by denisinjo January 1, 2012
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Risky

An ideal person to work with, a cheerful yet mysterious kind of person. Sometimes love drama but really afraid of high places.

Need a competition scene of life because every corner of their steps are stages with remarkable spotlights. Kind of person who worth to be considered
by Enterobactersakazakii November 22, 2021
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riskys license

another name for the restricted license in new zealand
I'm gonna go get my riskys license soon aye g
by theultimatevaper15 January 6, 2024
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risky

Living is risky to yourself and others, so is driving a car and many other things people do every day. Life is worth losing, especially since you don't have much choice as to whether you will die or not. It should be your choice whether you spend the rest of your years behind a mask taking orders, or making your own orders for yourself, and trusting in yourself enough to keep going. Though driving a car is hazardous to yourself and others, most people still don't kill themselves or anyone else in an auto accident even once in their lifetime. Accidents might be one of the leading causes of death, but there are still many times more drivers on the road that make it home every night to see their families.
Life is risky, so pausing it or stopping it won't prevent or cure death, you are already on your way there like everyone else alive, everyone that ever was alive in the past, and everyone that ever will be alive. People hundreds of years ago once thought they were the future, making the world a better place and look how fucked up it is today with all that they did thinking they would make it better. Humans are the only species arrogant enough to think they could make the world better than it already is, since even if there was a place like paradise, humans would still try to change it or make it a better place (than it was made to be long before they were there).
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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