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riding greyhound

sour luck, to be put in a bad position.
Hipster 1: Ever since Todd got laid off, he has been broke.
Hipster 2: Yeah, he's riding greyhound.
by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008
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Ridiculesque

Describes an individual, object or concept that is not overtly ridiculous, but perhaps bears many of the same qualities as one that is.
Person 1: This whole situation is ridiculous.
Person 2: Naw that's too extreme, bro. It's just ridiculesque.
by Vannaroth. January 10, 2009
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Ridicality

Derived from 'ridiculous' ridicality is a scale of the sheer absurdity of something. Normally measured on a scale of 0-10 or expressed as having a high (or low) level of ridicality.
"Can you believe the ridicality of removing that article from Wikipedia as 'patent nonsense'?!"
by Obilongkenobi January 29, 2009
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Ridinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
by StupidPeanut April 21, 2010
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Weasel Riding a Woodpecker

When you go to take your lady friend from behind and you instead jump on her back and put your finger in her ass, causing her to flap her arms furiously and give you a brief ride around the room.
I twisted my ankle last night when I surprised my lady friend by giving her a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker.
by gueeessssswhoooooo March 3, 2015
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Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome is an affliction exclusive to characters in Masashi Kishimoto's popular manga, Naruto. After encountering Uzumaki Naruto in a battle and losing, Naruto spits an adorable line about peace, determination, and love. The victim then relinquishes all convictions and bends to the will of Uzumaki Naruto.

His allies are also afflicted by NDRS; Hinata nearly lost her life twice for him. NDRS, moreover, transcends the pages of the manga to forum users as well. Uchiha Sasuke is the only known person immune to NDRS.
Naruto: "I've defeated you Neji, now abandon your grudges because I'm a loser."

Neji: "But aren't you the son of the Fou....ahh, nevermind. Let's have a circle jerk. I got NDRS."

Reader 1: "Naruto's actions were just. He follows his emotions and will never break his promise"

Reader 2: "But it's just getting ridiculous at this point in the manga. You got Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome BAD!
by Dredan July 31, 2009
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Jesus riding a dinosaur

A phrase used in IRC and internet message-boards, especially gaming boards, to respond to news that's old or outdated. Variations include "Jesus rides by on a dinosaur" or "Jesus waves from his dinosaur." The exact phrase isn't as important as the image itself.

See also: "walking with the dinosaurs"
1st Post: Whoa, they're making a "Doom" movie!

2nd Post: *Jesus rides by on a dinosaur*
by Demon-Fighter Ash May 10, 2005
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