A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.
It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):
PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??
Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.
PC user: *facepalm*
PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??
Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.
PC user: *facepalm*
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Get the I reject your reality and substitute my own. mug.Someone who either is a reject or is unable to do anything but reject themselves and others whether intentionally in the form of being contrary to everything they hear or see or subcuntiously over longer periord ultimately dying like everybody else and thus being rejected by life
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A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.
Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!
by Beast_modez November 7, 2009
Get the Erection Rejection Selection mug.1.A person who is so intellectually challenged, their mental deficencies far surpass that of the individuals who normally qualify for using the short bus. In other words, they are inelligible for the short bus.
2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.
2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.
Person a: I need to get famous, dawg.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.
by Intelligent. February 21, 2010
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Get the Rejected mug.by Philips November 11, 2003
Get the The All American Rejects mug.One of the greatest and yet most fucked up movies I've ever seen. Directed by Rob Zombie, it is a sequel to House of 1000 Corpses, but it's so unique and insane that you can't resist its awesomeness. It's full of rich, eclectic Pulp Fiction-style dialogue, and it's better to experience the film rather than to describe it. It has already achieved cult status.
Some people have suggested that only sick people who like violence can like the movie. But it was praised by both Roger Ebert and Stephen King, so...yeah.
Some people have suggested that only sick people who like violence can like the movie. But it was praised by both Roger Ebert and Stephen King, so...yeah.
Some quotes from The Devil's Rejects:
"TUTTI-FUCKING-FRUTTI!!"
"You accusing me of fucking a CHICKEN, motherfucker?!"
"Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, because its DEFINITELY gonna be on your fuckin tombstone!"
"I'M calling the shots! Consider me Willy fucking Wonka! This is MY fuckin Chocolate Factory!"
"FUCK Groucho!"
"Do I STUTTER, bitch?!"
"What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? DONT WE MAKE YA LAUGH?! Aren't we FUCKIN FUNNY!!?!"
"Does she like it when you puke, I mean, is that, like, part of your thing?"
"Let's give a big round of applause for THE MARRIED FUCKING MAN!"
"FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT"
"I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun...hope it doesn't rust the barrel."
"TUTTI-FUCKING-FRUTTI!!"
"You accusing me of fucking a CHICKEN, motherfucker?!"
"Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, because its DEFINITELY gonna be on your fuckin tombstone!"
"I'M calling the shots! Consider me Willy fucking Wonka! This is MY fuckin Chocolate Factory!"
"FUCK Groucho!"
"Do I STUTTER, bitch?!"
"What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? DONT WE MAKE YA LAUGH?! Aren't we FUCKIN FUNNY!!?!"
"Does she like it when you puke, I mean, is that, like, part of your thing?"
"Let's give a big round of applause for THE MARRIED FUCKING MAN!"
"FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT"
"I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun...hope it doesn't rust the barrel."
by TheGearGuyOfNet August 14, 2009
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