See Propaganda
News articles that have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated to the extreme as to attract and mislead morons. Carries a large Right wing bias offering a depiction of a world that is crumbling because liberals and the rest of non-america are destroying it.
Type of news on drudge report: Sensationalist, Celebrity Drama, Political bias, and some real news. So really his site is like all large news organizations for example like MSNBC, Fox News, Etc.
News articles that have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated to the extreme as to attract and mislead morons. Carries a large Right wing bias offering a depiction of a world that is crumbling because liberals and the rest of non-america are destroying it.
Type of news on drudge report: Sensationalist, Celebrity Drama, Political bias, and some real news. So really his site is like all large news organizations for example like MSNBC, Fox News, Etc.
by Deadheadbear57 April 03, 2009
Was once a biting-edge right-wing source of gossip and 'news', but has now become as tired as Fox News. Is quick to promote such bores as Sarah Palin. One can only conclude now that there is no Matt behind the Drudge Report, as stories are promoted solely to further the agenda of the American Christian right idiotology.
by YooHooBoo October 08, 2009
This Place Sucks Report. The corporate america has been so bogged down with status reports that no work gets done because you spend all day giving your status to obnoxious product managers. Let them know how you feel in the next TPS Report.
Boss: Did you get that project done?
Me: Actually I haven't had time to start a new one.
Boss: Mmmm yeah, well send me a TPS Report with its status.
Me: This Place Sucks.
Me: Actually I haven't had time to start a new one.
Boss: Mmmm yeah, well send me a TPS Report with its status.
Me: This Place Sucks.
by Todd B. January 18, 2005
The best way to frame others, the reportee always has more trust than the one being framed, but go easy on the attacks because it may make you sus. Always act calm when attacked for self-reporting.
Cyan: I saw red kill!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!
by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020
A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.
by Tim C. November 11, 2004
Max: "Yeah, me and my girl did that new position last night!"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"
by OZ Timebomb February 06, 2011
A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.
"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."
by IntlBizGuy November 16, 2009