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True Religion Jeans

Expensive designer jeans that have a horse shoe like "U" stitched onto the back pockets.

Movie stars and rich people wear these jeans. They range from $175 to around $450. Nice jeans.
WOAH are those true religion jeans?

your damn right they are!
by killakiwi December 30, 2008
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False Religions

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."

So yeah. False Religions can identified by the way the design on the back looks.
by Aspireso34 March 2, 2008
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evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
by Consequences October 7, 2010
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Religiophobia

Fear of all religions.
Reading the Bible, the Torah and the Koran increased Jack's religiophobia.
by Jakusan March 19, 2011
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Big-Box Religion

Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.
Seems like I'm a 'none'...can't hang with Big-Box Religion
by YAWA May 30, 2019
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ReligiCon

A fundamentalist religious conservative. Also see fundie. Alternate spellings: religicon, religi-con.
ReligiCons like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson would gladly take away all civil rights in order to impose their fundamentalist worldview.
by ceevee January 12, 2004
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Religion Rapist

A person trying to force their religion beliefs onto you, even though you have told them were you stand on religion.
The priest is a religion rapist, he try to make me believe i was going to hell because I didn't wait to have sex till marriage.
by Princess.Clitoris October 22, 2010
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