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Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023
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Reindeering

When eight guys fuck one girl. Like points on an antler
by Church305 March 3, 2019
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reindeer games

A euphemism that can refer to almost any small group activity, from management seminars to orgies, and from clique-based bullying to Christmas-related social gatherings. The significance in the use of the term is in the fact that the reindeer games in the song, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, are undefined and left to the imagination, though specifically related to a particular group. The clique-based bullying has been a favored definition because the other reindeer also "used to laugh and call (Rudolph) names." But some experts believe Rudolph may have been excluded from the games specifically because his red nose gave him an unfair advantage, not dissimilar to bringing a gun to a knife fight.
1. Don? Oh, he's out playing reindeer games, you know, that stupid fantasy warlord group he belongs to.
2. Is everyone here? Got the ladders, brushes, rollers, and paint? Then let the reindeer games begin.
3. Happy holidays like hell! I spent my entire lunch hour playing reindeer games at the post office, trying to get my packages mailed.
by Uncle Genie October 4, 2020
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Baby Reindeer

An innocent unsuspecting man who becomes a target of a crazy female stalker.
I don’t know why this woman keeps following me around calling me “baby reindeer”. All I did was hold the door open for her.
by S0ulFistikata May 3, 2024
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rudolph the red boned reindeer

the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.
i got the best rudolph the red boned reindeer last year from my girlfreind
by mind invasion June 20, 2011
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Tennessee Reindeer

After having a male ejaculate, the man or woman goes down, licks or sucks the remaining semen off of the penis, goes back up and tongue kisses the male in an attempt to get him to taste his own semen.
Dude, last night was wild. We made out pretty hard core for like 15 minutes, ended up getting laid, then got a Tennessee Reindeer. Tastes pretty sweet, i’d say.
by theboeing717 April 6, 2024
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