A deer of the tundra and subarctic regions of Eurasia and North America, both sexes of which have large branching antlers. Most Eurasian reindeer are domesticated and used for drawing sledges and as a source of milk, flesh, and hide.
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let pour Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out with glee.
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!"
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let pour Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out with glee.
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!"
by bluestinger66 September 21, 2022
Get the reindeermug. by RJG wordsRus December 1, 2017
Get the reindeer hoofmug. A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023
Get the Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeermug. Reindeer Rearranging (n):
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.
“Hey guys, wanna go reindeer rearranging tonight?”
“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”
“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”
by MattyP210 December 19, 2018
Get the reindeer rearrangingmug. by serenitysdemonhoe December 7, 2021
Get the reindeer clanmug. Unfair, unwarranted, deceptive treatment in the form of over-convoluted pranks relentlessly performed on someone, usually by means of dishonest trickery or by gaslighting them until they either break down, succumb to madness, or commit suicide.
"He was cheating on her with 6 other women and she didn't even know it because he kept playing Reindeer Games throughout their entire relationship."
by Lehetinu June 29, 2022
Get the Reindeer Gamesmug. Mama reindeer is yore best friend. She's there for u when you need her and she's really loyal. She can do whatever you ask her. Don't miss the chance to own one of these magnificent reindeers.
by -allie November 20, 2015
Get the mama reindeermug.