text reflex

When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive

Example 1:

Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!

Example 2:

Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex

by TexterReflexer13 October 4, 2011

snooze button reflex

Similiar to the rick roll reflex. Hitting the snooze button before your alarm can beep 3 times. This happens with the practice of the dreaded 'beep' sound alarm clocks make, getting use to shutting it of quickly with practice everyday.

I've been shutting off my alarm every morning for years... Now, I shut it off so quick that I have the snooze button reflex.

by HatinBeinAwakin January 8, 2011

Photic Sneeze Reflex

A natural phenomenon in which an individual sneezes or feels compelled to do so shortly after looking at the sun.

see also: ACHOO syndrome

(Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioophthalmic
Outburst Syndrome)

guy #1: Look! Up in the sky!
guy #2: It's a bird!
guy #3: It's a plane!
guy #4: ACHOO!... sorry... Photic Sneeze Reflex.

by Xx13Lucky13xX March 9, 2011

gag reflex

Something the true alcoholic learns to master

After drinking that case of cheap .99 cent labatt ice mixed with old english malt liquor i've become a master at supressing my gag reflex whilst at the same time managing to get pissy drunk for a measly 4 dollars! a win win!

by Jewish Drunkard November 21, 2011

Pure Reflex

The best halo player EVER.

Walshy: Holy shit, it's Pure Reflex!

Strongside: Wow, let's just quit.

by MikeyGeeee April 13, 2010

fast reflexes

The only acceptable substitute for good manners.

When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 29, 2005

Pig reflex

Not exactly a reflex, but it's a term used to describe the phenomenon of feeling sleepy after eating a heavy meal.

Once I cleared the buffet table, my pig reflexes were acting up.

by newton12 April 19, 2013