What an experienced guy/girl says before they list all the bad things you did while having sex. Happens mainly with people who are undersexed or just losing their virginity.
Girl: Oh, and for the record: You did this, that, these, and those wrong. Next time get it right.
Guy: Can I get a do over?
Girl: No.
Guy: Can I get a do over?
Girl: No.
by go kart mozart June 14, 2009
Get the For The Record mug.A corrupt newspaper produced by students from St. John's University and the College of St. Benedict in Minnesota. Not only do they spend a lot of the student's tuition money producing worthless content that makes my elementary school paper look like the New York Times, they also do not have any clear writing skills to captivate their audience. Also, whoever writes their headlines must have brain damage.
Recently, they posted a joke edition of their newspaper and, honestly, I could not tell the difference between this paper and their "serious" ones. I happened to have also noticed that they quoted my definition of a "Bennie" in their article about obesity at CSB. I am not sure how this article did not make the "serious" version of the record because this article is without a doubt true. If you want proof, go to Gorecki during one of the feeding times. It is like watching pigs eating out of a slopper, but much less graceful.
The reason why I have to comment on this article is because they misquoted me. They changed my example of "Precious" to "Fat Albert" and took out key parts of the definition like how the Bennies allude to "Benedictine and biblical bullshit" when they are eating. So not only do they talk about worthless information, but they also censor the paper in order to not offend anyone--which is bullshit because if a Bennie was offended, it might try to lose a couple pounds. If the schools knew what was best, they would drop this sorry excuse for a newspaper.
Recently, they posted a joke edition of their newspaper and, honestly, I could not tell the difference between this paper and their "serious" ones. I happened to have also noticed that they quoted my definition of a "Bennie" in their article about obesity at CSB. I am not sure how this article did not make the "serious" version of the record because this article is without a doubt true. If you want proof, go to Gorecki during one of the feeding times. It is like watching pigs eating out of a slopper, but much less graceful.
The reason why I have to comment on this article is because they misquoted me. They changed my example of "Precious" to "Fat Albert" and took out key parts of the definition like how the Bennies allude to "Benedictine and biblical bullshit" when they are eating. So not only do they talk about worthless information, but they also censor the paper in order to not offend anyone--which is bullshit because if a Bennie was offended, it might try to lose a couple pounds. If the schools knew what was best, they would drop this sorry excuse for a newspaper.
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1. This is a nice way to inform people that you just unleashed a nasty fart.
2. Sometimes one just wants to annoy the shit of of friends by dropping the smelliest, deadliest, fart. Unfortunately, many of these farts do not do well and don't smell that bad and are therefore flops. If you suceed in dropping a fart that commands the respect of others, than you can say you dropped a hit record.
3. Term can refer to the heavy bomb or the silent killer, even though it should be used more to inform others when they are not aware of the potency of the fart. For those that are nice, they can predict how well their record will do by predicting the lenght of stench, gold (more than 1 minute) or platinum (more than 2 minutes).
4. Not to be confused with a dropping a hit alblum which refers to dropping a nasty shit.
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2. Sometimes one just wants to annoy the shit of of friends by dropping the smelliest, deadliest, fart. Unfortunately, many of these farts do not do well and don't smell that bad and are therefore flops. If you suceed in dropping a fart that commands the respect of others, than you can say you dropped a hit record.
3. Term can refer to the heavy bomb or the silent killer, even though it should be used more to inform others when they are not aware of the potency of the fart. For those that are nice, they can predict how well their record will do by predicting the lenght of stench, gold (more than 1 minute) or platinum (more than 2 minutes).
4. Not to be confused with a dropping a hit alblum which refers to dropping a nasty shit.
5. related to release party
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