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Ranger docking 

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
Ranger docking by TxHuey June 4, 2017
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Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.
Oh man, he just got ranger wrecked

Ranger Tan 

Typically a tan that occurs on Philmont Rangers that gives them a farmers tan on their arms if they are wearing their short sleeve working uniform and a v-neck tan. This is due to the long amounts of time Rangers spend in the backcountry at Philmont either with crews, on days off, or on an assignment for a work day. This is not exclusive however to just the Ranger Department and can often be seen in off duty Backcountry and on/off duty Conservation Department staff and other staff who are out in the backcountry for a period of time. The more inclusive term is "Philtan".
"Dang dude, being out at Philmont for three months this summer really gave you a Ranger tan".
Ranger Tan by Mrawesomesauce101 October 1, 2018

Ranger that 

Ranger that by IAMAHEDGEHOGLOVER December 21, 2018

Ranger ryan 

When you punch someone’s ball sack so hard, it gets sucked into their butthole
He had to go to the hospital after he got a Ranger Ryan
Ranger ryan by Ladybaby45 August 22, 2019

ranger boi 

Ranger Dave Ronny sond sondo can go by many names lives for hard dicks but never middle chubs dosnt like girls he/she lives for Friday night Xbox and is a sweat at GTA but still finds a way to suck.
Dude jack is being such a ranger boi he lives for Xbox and knows a guy name Ronny sond

I hear he never middle chubs
ranger boi by Takindumps11 December 21, 2021

Ranger Takedown 

Noun. A typically non-lethal, close-range move applied by New California Republic rangers of Fallout fame. The most common method consists of backing up, stopping completely, and quickly if not immediately preforming a leg sweep or full-palm strike. Can be used to trip opponents or otherwise send them flying backwards. Take care not to break your wrist attempting the latter maneuver.
I got raided by some Legionaries and had to pull a ranger takedown on their asses and run. Damn that Caesar.