razorblade

A shit so painful it feels like a razorblade is coming out of your ass.

You ever shit a razorblade, it fucking hurts.

by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011

razorlight

A razorlight is a Pete Doherty in a boot. David Bowie can be credited for this astute noun creation, which is relished by millions in both Britain AND Tanzania.

Guy # 1: I wish I was friends with a razorlight...
Guy # 2: What the hell is that?
Guy # 1: You don't know?!
Guy # 2: Oh, I was just messing with you. I wish I had a friend who was a Pete Doherty in a boot.

by NDressy August 19, 2010

Razor Tag

A euphemism for the phenomenon in prisons in which convicts viciously slice each other with razors.

Criminal 1:Hmm, the tedium of this prison system and my disinterest in literature are not a good combination.

Criminal 2: A likely predicament, friend. I think it is high time for some friendly sportsmanship.

Both Crimals: RAZOR TAG!

by YakLeader9 March 26, 2010

Razorcheese

A person who accidentally/purposefully watches their brother in the bath.

Razorcheese: Guys guys guys, i just went to the toilet and my brother was in the bath naked!
Friend: You knew he was is there didnt you Razorcheese

by Frank Lapedus June 6, 2011

raiford

1.(Noun) Mental, self absorbed, micro-managing blonde
2.(adj.) Sexist

1.Ha you failed the test you stupid Raiford!
2.That Raiford never says the girls do something wrong!

by John Witoski January 17, 2017

Rainone

A tall Italian man that is quite humble. Many consider him sexy and perfect. Whoever has this last name is legendary.

Rainone is the coolest person I know!

by mrainone November 8, 2011

raimo

One bad ass Italian family.

I wouldnt fuck with them Raimo's.

by The Almighty August 31, 2003