rogger rabbiting

When a goofy, joker-like friend lands a SMOKING HOT girlfriend.

Geoff: How in the fuck did you get michelle?
Dayshon: I don't know, told her a joke , and now were a thing.
Geoff: Rogger Rabbiting motherfucker

by Dapper Day Day March 18, 2017

Jaws rabbits

30 foot plastic rabbits in the water.

Somebody put Jaws rabbits in the water to study human behavior, and when they found out how terrified people were of the rabbits and their razor sharp teeth, they moved on to making a pestilence happen, a plague.

by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022

Racing rabbits

When you have to poo but it comes out fast.

Man I’m suffering from the racing rabbits.

by Lunchlips121 March 13, 2022

Polish Rabbits

Tiny fluffy rodents that can absolutely destroy you.

Person: Awww cut Polish Rabbits!
Me: (shows arm that is covered in scratches and bleeding) They hurt really bad.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Buying rabbits

Pandemic rebounding persons who have forgotten how to properly separate Needs & Wants.

Dr. Suggests one book, patient purchases 4 on CBH & two on spiritual awakenings. Reports back with more buying rabbits symptoms

by Tthernandez November 28, 2022

two rabbits one hat

Two fluffy men and one stretched out hag.

Hey babe, we should totally go see the two rabbits one hat produ tion of macbeth.

by Gumchak February 27, 2025

Cracking rabbits

To waste time, to be unproductive.

Isaac couldn’t finish his job because he was cracking rabbits.

by Fatamigos November 17, 2025