Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022

Ruler

A device used for measuring, but more efficient at refracting light into your classmate's eyes.

Man, Bob was being so annoying in math class. He was using the ruler to shine light in my eyes.

by Sadistic guy November 12, 2021

Ruler fight day

November 30th is ruler fight day where you can offer a duel to any person with a ruler

'As of Ruler fight day and By the act of the 30th you shall be ruler dueled

by Anon-182836437 November 30, 2021

Ruler

Long measure thing. Tend to be used to measure stuff

Its hard plastic with numbers on it

ruler is how to measure your absolute microscopic cock
also To measure your big ass forehead

by leomhm February 6, 2023

Iron ruler

Some one who rules iron

Take it how you want iron ruler

by Hmug February 10, 2021

ruler

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.

hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
.
..
*cling clang cling clang*

by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021

Ruler Drooler

The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.

John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-

James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.

John - Wow, what a ruler drooler

by Getf3d August 26, 2013