roflajo

rolling on floor laughing and jacking off
an action that one takes when there are told something hilarious while they are in the process of masturbating. I takes a lot of hand-eye coordination

Jon was watching 2 girls 1 cup when Henry told him a joke about minority's. Jon roflajo'd all over the place.

by uberchode69 May 2, 2008

roflaomf

rofl all over my face!

Ali: (texting) OMG christian my birfday is tomorrow!

Christian: O shit i completely forgot ROFLAOMF!

Ali: You would forget... deck!?

by waflmasta October 27, 2009

roflated

To make somebody rofl

YOU JUST ROFLATED!!!!

by Rtzizzle March 2, 2010

ROFL RAPED

The act of embarassing, or destroying an opponent in a matter of contest, to the point where it is not only hilarious, but also painful and unwanted on the receiving end of said "ROFL RAPE".

Teammate 1: "Hey lets go"
Teammate 2: "alright!"
Teammate 2's Head explodes as a sniper shot is heard echoing, painting teammate 1 in brain jello.

Teammate 1: "JESUS CHRISTO, HE JUST GOT ROFL RAPED VIA .50 CAL!!!

by Exian Zero March 11, 2010

roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

by Rogaru March 8, 2014

rofl_420

Garfields biggest fan. /srs (they wrote lore for me)

ugly ass bitch: GARFIELD SUCKS
rofl_420: never say that.. *emo demon powers*
ugly ass bitch: PLS SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!
rofl_420: go kys. now.

by tweekingurmom March 29, 2022

roflbomb

An explosion of uncontrollable Laughter among a massive (or not so massive) group of people. MP

I dropped a massive roflbomb on the kids around me. They lawled all over themselves as a result.

by Matt Perez November 24, 2007