The jamaican raffle

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall

johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle

by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

rofalafel

Rofalafel is derived from "rofl," and is another extension of the popular acronym meaning "rolling on the floor laughing." It was coined by Yula one day because she just comes up with brilliant ideas like that. Much like roflcopter and roflpotamus, rofalafel consists of the joining of "rofl" with another word which rolls off the tongue. It is the combination of "rofl" and "falafel" -- a fried ball of chick and/or fava seeds. Rofalafel is used to emphasize when higher than normal lulz have been had. It sounds like "roflofl," only tastier.

"...and then I jizzed in my pants."
"ROFALAFEL!"

by pompberry June 28, 2009

rofflaff

Abbreviated word for 'Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing at Fucking Face.'

Gunny : Why did the chicken cross the road?
Minwook : Why?
Gunny : Cuz your a fag.
Minwook : Rofflaff.

by Minwook BAG` December 7, 2006

rofl copter commander

A person that uses rofl copter an obscene amount of times no matter the situation. This usually turns into a running joke.

Chad Goding is the original rofl copter commander.

by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008

roffles

what l33t hax0rs eat for breakfast.

leggo my eggo, n00b!!!11 those are MY roffles!!!11

by Hay-z December 24, 2003

roffles waffles

1.First made up by a Ouchemoma through Counter strike source
2. Came from roffl(rolling on the floor f*cking laughing) and the rhyming word waffle.
3. most commonly used as roffl my waffle

Example one:Ouchemoma: Everyone press f10 to get uber low lag?
Vivaldi:sweet low LAG*presses f10*
Vivaldi has logged out(disconnect by user)
Ouchemoma:roffl my waffle what a nub

by binski July 21, 2005

Raffle

Raffle
Pronunciation: \'ra-fel\
Function(s): verb; noun

1. Raffle: (verb) To determinedly handle one's business in order to ultimately complete the task at hand

Also:
2. Raffle (noun) A movement comprised mostly of professional rafflers and their cohorts. See also: Raffler

Antonym: I.T.W.

"one day my ho' ridez da subway, an' den shez gon' da raffle??"

by Luvz2raffle January 14, 2008