Religion

for allah lets start a war
for the holy spirit lets start a war
lets live our lives by a lie
"i love my religion god is top dog" - lets go kill my family as they are sinners for not saying grace at the dinner table
by tom of kent September 10, 2005
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I tried studying religion but then realized it was a load of shit.
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Religions

Very large (usually popular) cults.
"'Stupid religions'she said, as she masterbated to the bible."
by DieJebusDie August 20, 2003
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1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.

2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.
Religion is the fasionable substitute for beleif. --Oskar Wilde

Also see: Sexual abuse
by Moo May 25, 2003
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religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?
religion is stupid because it is based on faith
by Jake April 01, 2004
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Religion

Terrorist: go and blow those people up or be damned to a life of suffering and misery
Innocent muslim: ok
by bumwillydribbleboobies July 17, 2005
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No religion

When something is messy, over-the-top, crazy, doing the most.. a step above "no-chill"
Girl 1: her hair has no religion
Girl 2: Yeah it's frizzy as hell
by FaxNoPrinter April 19, 2017
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