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Postal Regret

When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.
I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.
by Mgamerz May 13, 2010
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wank regret

When you finish masturbating and realise that what you just jerked to was extremely odd.

You’re not you when you’re horny. NoFap. Don’t bust a nut.
“Mate, I went onto the Rule 34 website last night. I saw some shit.”
“I bet that was a serious case of wank regret.”
by Y’know we stay t1tty December 18, 2017
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rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.
"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"
by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018
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Star Power Regret

When playing guitar hero, the instance sense of regret one feels when activating the star power feature in a song area with little to no notes.
Man, that spot had no notes, got total star power regret now!
by mellyjojo March 12, 2011
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After nut regret

When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was
Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret
by Heartbestill34 November 11, 2019
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buffet regret

The gross feeling upon completion of any nasty Buffet. Frequently related to trying to "get your money's worth," usually through consumption of multiple helpings of slimy pizza, dry chicken, fried potatoes, and soft serve ice cream atop a brownie.

Sick feeling often continues until a large bowel movement occurs.
We rocked Hometown Buffet Saturday, but I had the worst buffet regret after.
by Coupon Kid December 9, 2008
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Dumpers Regret

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights
Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"
by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011
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