Vaccine Regret

Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.

Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret

by YAWA August 11, 2021

Forget Regret

Forgetting is better than Regretting.

I'd rather forget all my mistakes than regret them for my entire life. That's why we should all forget regret.

by SharkGoesMoo May 3, 2018

tp regrets

The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)

That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.

by Hodgescw July 9, 2015

monke Regret

Regret.

monke regret wife gone

by Monke good June 14, 2021

Regret food

When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom

SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much

by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

regret burger

Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day

Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.

McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.

by tastyvension January 27, 2014