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Queuephilia

Queuephilia is the love of waiting in line. You will wait in line for hours. In fact, you love waiting in line so much that once it's your turn you'll go to the back of the line and wait again.
Hello, my name is Roy, I am a queuephilia.

I identify as they and them and I am a queuephilia.
by Oxford Ladybug Dictionary June 14, 2024
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There's a queueueueueueueueueue in front of the shop.
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Majority queued

A phrase to describe what happens when you are standing and waiting for something, and then a bunch of people come and form a line next to you. Hence causing you to have to go to the back of it.
Dude, i got to the stand first, then everyone else got there and majority queued me to the back
by Wr. Wan October 9, 2010
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Sue queue

The period of time between the court signing of a subpoena and being served said subpoena. In most cases the one being sued is blissfully unaware that he/she is currently dwelling in the sue queue, which makes it's meaning all that much more definitive.
Last week Johnny was sue queue'in up damn near the whole town when he left his computer running on autosue. How dare he!
by Trjv April 25, 2019
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Shiru Queue

When you ditch your whole friends to play a game solo after you all waited too long gather more friends and you simply waste everyone's time.
Shiru queue? More like this ape legit went solo q faceit when we were just 10 players.
by nomadvagabond March 7, 2021
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Cunt queue

A queue for cunts.”
“You, go stand over there! It’s where the cunt queue begins”. “You’re in the cunt queue“ “is this the queue for cunts?
by Christ4 June 5, 2021
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colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022
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