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Quarterback

Smoking pot as you come down off of a previous high so that by the time the first high fades out, you are high again.
"If I quarterback enough times, I will last through the entire How It's Made marathon."
by j.town.down October 9, 2008
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Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast

A term for a leader or Politician that gets caught in a situation and is forced to resign or retire.
After the City's Police Chief's extramarital affairs just got exposed to the public. He was forced to resign due to pressure from the citizens of the city. A talk radio host proclaimed "Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast"
by Netstryke416 February 10, 2010
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Quarterback Sneak

Sexual position in which a male hides a dildo in the covers approximately the same size as his penis. After foreplay and some missionary sex, the male convinces his female partner to indulge in doggy style sex. At the speed of light, he quickly pulls his dick out of her pussy and replaces it with the dildo. Without her knowing, he surprises his partner with a full contact anal thrust.
"She didn't know what was cumming until I used the quarterback sneak on her ass."
by Justice Served October 16, 2008
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quarterbackin'

Knock Knock; (Bathroom door)

Hold on, I'm quarterbackin I'll be right out.
by keith August 9, 2003
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all-time quarterback

A good band with a livelier sound than Death Cab For Cutie. (Same singer).

Sock Hop**
Plans Get Complex
Why I Cry
Underwater
Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's alternative project? Yea it's called All-Time Quarterback. Yea I still think that Death Cab is better.
(Catfight ensues)
by ReyZ March 28, 2004
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Cincinnati Quarterback

When a guy doesn't shower for months and collects a huge amount of dirt and sweat in between his legs. When he gets sucked off, he leans back and puts the girl in a headlock, giving her two huge lines of black, smelly sack dirt under her eyes, resembling a football players face paint under his eyes.
"Man:wanna play football?"

"Women:sure baby"

"Man:your the Cincinnati Quarterback"
by Big Brev September 29, 2008
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Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!
Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!
by Sam M. October 29, 2005
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