Phalan

One simple word, Sexy-Beast.

Rachel thinks Phalan is a Sexy-beast

by DinoPixieMagicSExyBeast July 28, 2011

Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.

Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"

by Xenos Worrior May 6, 2009

PC (phallically-challenged)

When a man has a small penis

Gretchen: "How was your date last night?"
Paris: "So PC, I won't be going out with him again."
Gretchen: "You are such a liberal! I can't believe you met a guy who is more PC than you."
Paris: "Not politically-correct! PC (PHALLICALLY-CHALLENGED)!

by masseclectic May 17, 2009

phallic

(V) When one grabs their penis to fulfill their sexual desires

(Adj) penis shaped/ penis like

The banana is a phallic

Every boy likes to phallic when they are in their room alone

by educating you on sex February 27, 2018

Phalliphiliac

A girl addicted to penis.

It is assumed that Jenna Jameson is a phalliphiliac.

by Dan Mar. July 16, 2008

phallicy

1. a deceptive, misleading, or false notion, belief, etc. expressed for the benefit of one's penis
2. a misleading or unsound argument supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis
3. deceptive, misleading, or false nature regarding one's penis, esp. size; erroneousness in relating facts regarding one's penis
4. In logic: any of various types of erroneous reasoning that render arguments supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis logically unsound

He boasted that he was well-endowed, and this became a commonly believed phallicy.

He said he loved her, but it was only a phallicy.

All of his former hook-ups accused him of phallicy.

The most commonly used phallicy the fourth kind is "Everybody's doing it."

by Feistyy June 17, 2010

Phalangitate

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

by narj10052 January 21, 2009