Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!
That dude chris is such a pudwhacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!
1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.
my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.